if u r an indian u must be knowing about SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH.here are 2 of their funny acts:
1)Banta went to give his language exam.after the exam santa asked:"How did u do in ur exam?"
Banta replied:"i knew everything exept the past tense of think.i thought,thought and thought and finally wrote thunk."
2)Once Santa's donkey was lost.he searched for it everywhere.after sometime he sat on his knees and started thanking god.by that time everyone came to know that he had lost his donkey.one man asked him:"u have lost ur donkey then y r u thanking God?"
he replied:"i am thanking god that i was not sitting on that donkey otherwise i would have been lost to."
2007-02-10 22:36:13 · 26 answers · asked by bond_guy4s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha,,
wow,,funnnyy,,,,
i m indian too,,i know abt them,,,,lol,,
now heres my joke--
santa singh--yaar my maths teacher is mad,,
banta singh--why do u say that?
santa singh--she said 2+2=4
banta singh--but thats exactly correct,,
santa singh--oye,,but yesterday she said 3+1=4
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santa singh--when do u wake up?
banta singh--whenever the sunrays fall on me,,i get up,,
santa singh--so that must be too early,,
banta singh--oye,,my bedroom window faces west !!!
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santa singh--whats this goin on?
banta singh--this is a race of 20 ppl,,running,,and the winner will get the cup,,
santa singh--but if only the winner will get the cup, then why r all ppl running?
lol,,k,,have a nice time,,
take care,,
bbye,,
2007-02-10 22:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by kp 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-02-14 20:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by shashank.wattal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is realy very funny
NOW watch it out
1)BANTA went to police station & told police that some persons from HUTCH are calling & giving me warning that-- agar bill na jama karvaya to kaat denge.
2)Once banta said a girl- Janeman is dill me aja
GIRL- Juti lavan
BANTA- pagli ye mera dil hai mandir nahi ase hi aja
I HOPE U INJOYED THIS ONE
Bye,love ya!!!
2007-02-11 02:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by ikshu g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very nice santa-banta joke...
2007-02-11 16:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i like santa n banta too...
2007-02-14 18:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well these r good
but v v v old
i have heard these jokes about 2 years back
2007-02-11 00:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by hottie... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep very funny keep it up
2007-02-10 22:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by ARSENAL FC 4 LIFE!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hiiiihiiiihiiiihaahaahaahaahiiiiiiiiiiiiihaaaaaaaaaaaahihahihahihahiha!!!
2007-02-14 21:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by rea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
the first one is too old but the second one is new for me and is v. v. v. funny.
he hehehehe! too good!
2007-02-11 01:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by yakir 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well u think Indians are funny.read my question
"My best one(joke).
2007-02-10 22:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋