was walking along the beach one day and he saw a brass lamp lying at the shore. Feeling a bit silly he decided to give it a rub anyway. Imediately a Genie emerged from the bottle and gave him three wishes but with a condition that everything he wished for every spurs fan in the world would get double. Accepting the terms the Gooner wishes for a Ferrari.
'you now own a beautiful Ferrari ' says the genie ' but remember that every Spurs fan in the world now owns two Ferraris'.
Feeling a bit miffed the Gooner then wishes for a million pounds.
'You now have a million pounds in the bank' says the genie 'but remember that every Spurs fan in the world has two million pounds. Now what is your last wish?'
The Gooner thought long and hard. It was great being a millionairre with a Ferrari but not when all Spurs fans has twice as much as him. Suddenly inspiration struck. The Gooner gave his last wish.
'I'd like to donate a kidney!'
2007-02-10 21:30:54 · 15 answers · asked by jan the gooner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD ONE.!!!
Up the GUNNERS.!!!
Arsenal forever.!!!
2007-02-11 00:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What he really wanted was an English player so God took the piss and gave him Justin Hoyte and Theo, if Theo can get time off scholl
2007-02-10 22:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by ANDY C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice... good luck today against the wigwams & mid-week against bolton.
Up The Villa !
2007-02-10 23:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
impressed jan the gooner
2007-02-10 21:44:10 · answer #4 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 8/10 gonna use it - changed if that OK - on my sellick mates as I am a Rangers Fan
2007-02-10 21:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!!
Come on you Gunners!
2007-02-11 04:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one jan he had his wits about him 10/10+
2007-02-10 21:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, That was cute, nice lil' ending there
2007-02-10 21:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Capo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-10 23:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-02-11 00:28:57 · answer #10 · answered by busman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋