A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops.
"Yes," says the blonde.
"Are their lights on?"
The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."
2007-02-10 21:14:40 · 18 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WTG Lara, funny joke!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
2007-02-10 23:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
* ha ha *, thanks for the laugh, an oldie, but still funny..
Q : What do you call a blonde with one brain cell?
A : Pregnant!!..
There are a bunch of blondes, and 1 brunette hanging onto a rope and the rope is about to break, so they all decide at least one of them has to let go an fall to her death so the rest can live, being the nice, caring brunette, she says that she will let go so all the blondes can live, so she gives a touching speech before she is going to let go, and after her speech all the blondes start clapping..
Moral of the story, if your hangin for dear life onto a rope with a bunch of blondes just give a speech and at least you'll live..
2007-02-10 21:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traffic Lights?
2007-02-10 21:28:24 · answer #3 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
There were 2 blonde's coming to Disneyland and when they got to the exit it said Disneyland Left, so they turned around and went home.
2007-02-10 21:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by whattheheck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really good one.
here is one from me:
teacher tells to children to draw children for their homework.
a boy called robert didn't know how to draw the children so he draw trees. the next day teacher comes and asks him ''where are the children''
robert said '' they are playing hide and seek. hahahaha
wife said to her husband.
'' i will go to my friends house on 5 minutes and you look after the dinner every half an hour hahahahahah
2007-02-10 22:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by Okano-Irl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! So funny! I almost laugh my head out!
2007-02-10 21:50:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
...Gifted
2007-02-10 21:17:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaahhahahaah, i loveit, yes no yes no, yes no, i imagined the clock going tic toc tic toc and the blong looking at it amazed
2007-02-10 21:19:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA... it's very funny...like it
thanks lara
2007-02-10 21:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, very funny.
2007-02-10 21:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by elmer b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋