I'm from Canada. Do you think that if we didn't give the United States our valuable resources that they would?

Question

Bomb us back to the stone age.

Answer 1

And if we bomb you back to the stone age will you ride the U.S. coat tails like you have so many times before and bomb yourselves? Oh wait, your military consists of like a tug boat and two kayaks and your Air Force is Pappy's cropduster. Seriously, what valuable resources are talking of here? Round bacon and cheap drugs? Sorry to say, we all ready can get all of those that we want. Besides, if we injured your people, there's just be more streaming across the border to take up space in our hospitals. No, I'm pretty sure that the system we have worked out right now is the most advantageous for both us and you.

Answer 2

Is the United States taking your valuable resources? I'm so sorry to hear that. Shame on us! I thought we and Canada were friends... and that the Canadians were the nicer friend, at that.

That said? No, I doubt we'd bomb you. You're too close to us, and we'd be affected by the fall-out. Also, most Americans have a surprisingly healthy respect for the RCMP....

ETA: I had to add "most" after reading the post above mine!

Answer 3

Canada has clean water materials some distance in way over the needs of its inhabitants. Water is a renewing source. it would be loopy to no longer sell the extra water. that is truly like throwing money away.

Answer 4

You give us your valuable resources, such as timber, and we give you our valuable resource, the American dollar. It's call trade. And no, we wouldn't bomb you, because that would cause refugees to try and leave Canada by entering the US, and we already have a similiar problem on our southern border.

Answer 5

What VALUABLE resources? An ALBERTA CLIPPER that blows thru from time to time? I don't think I've ever picked up ANYTHING that says MADE IN CANADA.
This will probably get me a report of INSULTING OTHER MEMBERS.
But I'm serious! What valuable resources?

Answer 6

What valuable resources? Maple syrup and hockey sticks? And what makes you think you're not already in the Stone Age? That's your fault, not ours.

Although, we do have plenty of bombs. We make our own, so we don't need anyones "valuable resources", thank you.

Answer 7

Don't worry. According to surveys, the majority of people in the United States aren't intelligent enough to be able to point out where Canada is on a globe. You're safe as long as we're too stupid to know where to point the missiles. So, don't tell anyone where you are.
http://www.freedom.org/naugreen2/player.html

Answer 8

I think , yes. First step it was made already (you need passports to travel in U.S.) . My wife live in Canada and all I can say is this : your
economy is based to much on USA economy, your military forces also. I don't say U.S. will attack you for your natural resources immediately but if the situation will call it , yes.
I'm thinking here at a major clime change, or a major oil crisis,
they rather take it from you before go to war with Russia for example.
But don't worry yet, after Iraq they will go in Iran.

source(s)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070131/wl_mideast_afp/usiranmilitary_070131004033

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070131/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_war_clouds_1

Answer 9

I'm sorry you have such a low opinion of the United States. We consider Canadians to be one of our best friends and a much better neighbor than Mexico. (that should get me some "thumbs down".)

Answer 10

Be careful, remember Bush is looking for any excuse to attack any one and for any reason, and Canada has a good deal of petroleum, perhaps he knows he's in his last lap and needs money in a brutal way. Is I was you government I would keep him watched. The baddest thing is that you never know what to expect from a moron.