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And does he do offshore banking?

2007-02-10 20:36:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

tracy -- then why did he stop calling me??

2007-02-10 20:44:31 · update #1

pennoes: are you stalking me? are you having fun answering them??

2007-02-10 20:52:38 · update #2

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I think he would have used one of his best Jewish accountants.

And he DEFINITLY would have had some offshore accounts ready, so he could get some good interest while people were waiting for him to come back.

2007-02-10 20:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus was literally the King of the Jews. His father Joseph would have been King as Christ was born. Rome occupied Jerusalem at the time of Jesus. Tax evasion was a rebellious act against an occupying nation. As for offshore banking, Jesus uses only fish to to that.

2007-02-11 04:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by rdappa 4 · 0 0

Jesus was NOT a tax evader!

The only example we have of him dealing with taxes was a story of him paying them, not in evading them.

2007-02-11 04:45:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the life and times of the alleged Jesus they were called Sheckles ..... Now they are called Shackles

2007-02-11 04:46:55 · answer #4 · answered by Bunge 7 · 2 0

You know, it doesn't matter what you say, Jesus still loves you. I'll pray for you, you're going to need it.
You stopped listening. Jesus Christ is there for you, open your heart up to Him.

2007-02-11 04:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0 0

Since He was single and had no dependents, he would use 1040EZ. If I could fill that out myself, I'm sure Jesus could have.

2007-02-11 04:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by out of the grey 4 · 0 0

Can he claim the 5,000 he fed as a deduction, then??

2007-02-11 04:39:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are you having fun asking completely irrelevant questions in this thread? :-)

2007-02-11 04:46:18 · answer #8 · answered by pennoes 2 · 0 2

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