I am trying to stay up for 24 hours, its getting hard please help
2007-02-10 20:12:11 · 14 answers · asked by Emma 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-10 22:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 23:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by hansmann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eagle flies over the desert,swoops down and picks up a little mouse.The mouse goes down eagles throat,through his inners,peeks out his butt and say Eagle? How High Are We Flying?Eagle says, Oh about a thousand feet.Little Mouse Says. You Wouldn't Sit Me Now Would You? Hope That Helps.
2007-02-10 20:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by raven 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was sitting by my computer the other night when I heard a noise from the front of the house...I saw two yobs stealing my gate..
I did n't say anything in case they took offence.
2007-02-11 04:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the other day i was walklin into my house n there was a broom leaned up against the wall by the door. as i went to step inside i accidentally stepped on the broom. it whacked me str8 in the head! it was like i was in a cartoon or sumthing...it ******* hurt 2!
2007-02-10 20:19:11 · answer #5 · answered by ~ B_e_K_z ~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey
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A farmer had 3 lovely daughters, all who had dates on Friday night. One by one the local boys came by to pick them up.
The first boy arrived and said: "Hi, I`m Eddie, I`m here for Betty, we`re going steady, is she ready?"
The farmer called Betty and she and Eddie went on their way.
The second boy arrived and said: "Hi, I`m Joe, I`m here for Flo, we`re going to the show, is she ready to go?"
The farmer called Flo and she and Joe went on their way.
The third boy arrived in an old beat up pickup, came to the door and said: "Hi, I`m Chuck"
The farmer shot him.
2007-02-11 00:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go for a walk play games on pc xbox PlayStation just keep occupied
2007-02-10 21:32:08 · answer #7 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does a blonde girl bring a computer to the doctor????
so doctor can give injection to computer because of anti-virus
hahahhahahaha hope this make you laugh !!!
2007-02-10 22:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by Okano-Irl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y the hell do ya wanna stay up 4 24 hours??
u r such a loser lol
2007-02-10 22:08:13 · answer #9 · answered by Yehh Mate..X 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
george bush is still the president of america
2007-02-10 21:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by angus r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go onto youtube videos and watch farting preacher also panda sneezes. very funny!
2007-02-10 20:58:53 · answer #11 · answered by jan the gooner 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋