Two men walk into a bar. One guy asks the other,"What's your favorite color?"
The other guy replies,"What kind of question is that?"
The first guy says,"Well jeez! I was just asking your opinion!"
So the guy says,"I like yellow."
The guy replies,"Good, cuz I kinda peed all over your wallpaper at home..."
"WHAT were you doing at my house?!"
"I'd rather not reply to that question."
And yes I know the bar had nothing to do with the joke!!
2007-02-10
18:34:46
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Tiful K.
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