would you get a dog or a cat?
This is really stupid, I know, but I am bored....
2007-02-10 18:04:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you are bored, read this joke and enjoy:
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"
"No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oy, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
2007-02-10 18:35:10 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would get a cat b/c they are cuter and warmer when you pick them up. If a dog doesn't like someone they bit but if a cat doesn't like someone trying to break in they will scratch them and that's more importnant that just barking.
2007-02-11 02:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by Fancy L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you think about it they are both bad choices... i love animals dont get me wrong, but if you want a dog, well there are big ones and small ones, big ones are too big and break your valuables, and small ones shed and bark too much... ugh. and then cats, well they have hair balls and you have to clean their litter boxes, unless you teach them to go outside then they become too independent and dont return home for like 3 or 4 days, and leave rodents entrails on your porch. so i would get a chia pet.
2007-02-11 02:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get a dog coz I think dogs are easier to take care of!
2007-02-11 05:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Esmerelda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAT ... I already have three of this amazing thing , they cheer me up, they are sometimes "naughty", but know well how to handle that , I call one of them son because we understand eachother perfectly and I think he looks a lot like me!!!!
2007-02-11 08:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by shdtt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat.
I'm scared of all dogs, no matter the type. Small, big, furry, skinny, cute, ugly, tall or short...they all scare me!
2007-02-11 02:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by asiabunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would get a dog because they are loyal, kind, and they will love you forever!
2007-02-11 02:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dog(but not bulldogs)
2007-02-11 03:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would get as cat as they are more affectionate and easy to look after
2007-02-11 03:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would get a dog.. mmmm i just love dogs.
2007-02-11 05:34:42 · answer #10 · answered by humtummonkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋