Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that
reads: "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
2007-02-10 16:58:18 · 12 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny joke, buy why are you wasting good question space?
2007-02-10 17:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
so who wil be first to do that? of course wife wil be the one who will put that on her husband headstone, because statistic show that men die before women.
2007-02-10 17:29:23 · answer #2 · answered by kitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was taking Viagra it got stuck in his throat he ended up with a stiff neck in stead
2007-02-10 19:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anger is a momentary insanity, person speaks the truth
2007-02-10 21:24:39 · answer #4 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha...the husband deserved that.. sitff at last.
2007-02-10 17:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. I cant wait to be old and married so I can say that to someone.
2007-02-10 17:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.but not like other ones
2007-02-10 17:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-10 18:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you naughty gurl lol
2007-02-10 17:32:52 · answer #9 · answered by alex'd'great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bad!
2007-02-10 17:08:03 · answer #10 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋