I had to take my daughter to a Family Practice Clinic and while there I needed to use the restroom. It was one of those doors that had a nice 1 inch crack in the bottom and you can hear everything that goes on in there. I was on my period and had needed to change my tampon with no concerns of my three year old being there with me. Very loudly she asks "Mommy, why you sticking that in your butt?" I told her "It's something that happens to girls when they get older.", as quietly as possible. Naturally you could here the snickers outside the door. It was awful. I opened the door and everyone was starring at me. We retook our seats. To make things worse she looks at the older woman next to us and says, "My mommmys getting old so she put a stick in her butt." The waiting room was roaring. I was bright red but find humor in it now. We have not been back to that Dr. however. Just incase.
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2007-02-10 16:41:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
My oldest was 2 and a half when she watched me change her male cousin's diaper. She's seen her dad naked, but never noticed anything out of the ordinary. So I'm changing the diaper and notice she's staring at his p****. She looks really confused, and I explains what it was, and what it was for (peeing... she didn't need to know anything else!) . So after explaining that only boys have them i give her a quiz. Mommy is a girl so she has a... Samantha is a girl and she has a ... but daddy is a boy, what does he have? She picks it up pretty quick.
Next night we're at friendlies.When we're being seated my hubby says he has to go to the bathroom, and as he's halfway down the hall my daughter yells out "Daddy, are you going to make pee come out of your p****?" My husband turns red and hurried to the bathroom. Sammy continues to babble on loudly... "Thomas has a little p**** cuz he's just a baby. but Daddy's is really big right?"
omg...
2007-02-10 16:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by diaryofadonor 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
My 6 year old and I had just had a talk about how important good nutrition is and how healthy foods will keep us healthy and fit but junk food can make us gain too much weight and have lots of health problems.
That day we went to the gas station and we were walking inside to get drinks when an extremely large woman walked outside eating a big bag of cheetos. My son stopped dead in his tracks right in front of this woman and yelled "That is so unhealthy!" He then made a tsk tsk nose and shook his head at the woman and said "That's why your a fatty, eating all those cheetos." I was mortified, I quickly apologized and dragged him into the store while he continued to speak loudly, "mom, did you see that fat lady eating cheetos, cheetos are junk food!"
I'm still not sure where he learned the term fatty but we had another talk that night about people's feelings.
2007-02-10 19:13:17 · answer #2 · answered by K M 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Easter Sunday, white dress,my two year old decided to have a tantrum, threw her head back, hit me in the mouth with it, bloodied my face but didn't faze her, started to take her back to the "quiet room", a man reached out into the aisle, reached up and pulled my skirt down which my lovely daughter had manged to hook her foot in and all my "glory" was visible for the whole congregation for (thankfully) just a few moments. Church is no place for 2 year olds lol
2007-02-10 16:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
i dont actually remember this .. buh EVERYBODY else does because they tell it at every birthday of my sisters lol .........
at the time i was 2 and my sister was 1&half, we were in Peter Kensingtons shopping and were at the checkout when my mum couldnt find my sister.. every now and again mum'd hear a "peekaboo" but couldnt see or hear where it was coming from.. finally about 10 minutes later my mum walked outside passed this very very very large lady who was very deeply sleeping on a bench outside the shop. As you can imagine my mum was frantic at this point so when a little toddler pops her head out from under this ladys dress and yells "peekaboo" she almost had a heart attack!! (not really but she freaked) and my mum had to explain this all to the store managers and security guards who were searching for my sister. lol needless to say my mother gets her PA to get anything she needs from there now.
2007-02-10 17:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by blonde 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
When my son was about a year and a half, I was sitting outside talking to a male neighbor. It was right at nap time and my son was still breastfed before naps and bed. Well, he proceeded to climb up and raise my shirt so that he could nurse. Sure, glad I had my bra on or my neighbor would have really gotten a show.
2007-02-10 18:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Redneck-n-happy 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thats too lovable!!! My maximum embarrassing 2nd would have been as quickly as I had the two toddlers interior the trolley in Kmart. My 4 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous daughter replace into sitting in he trolley section, my 3 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous son replace into sitting in he seat section. We have been basically surfing while unexpectedly, my son, in a noisy voice mentioned, "Mummy you have vast boobies" lol i'd desire to have died. I certainly have had some greater. as quickly as my daughter observed a guy with a white furry beard and long white hair. She says to me *he would desire to hearken to) "Mummy why isn't Santa in his purple outfits" Too lovable! the guy had a chuckle fortuitously!
2016-11-03 03:11:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took my son to the park right behind our apt when he was very young right after his nap.I saw a friend of mine on the bleachers watching a tennis tournament so we sat with her.Well, my son went up a row and proceeded to pee!. He had not gone to the bathroom after his nap ,and had only recently gone from diapers/to big boy pants.This was really my fault,since I did not even make sure he had gone to the bathroom before our little walk.Woops!!
2007-02-10 16:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i have a son and one time i was talking to a family friend and just having a nice conversation when all of a sudden my son who was only 2 at the time said to my friend ,"you can't fit in a shower?" i was hoping she didn't understand him so i grabbed him and said just stand there for a min. then he said it again this time she heard him and just responded with yes. i felt re leaved then as we continued are conversation, he told her," your boobs way down there" i didn't even know where he was getting this stuff i apologized to her then said i had to go. another time we were in the store and there was an African American who was checking us out. my son all of a sudden started out quietly saying you are black you are black... he ended up being loud. i didn't know what to do i didn't want to yell at him because i don't want him thinking bad it was a hard thing. the checker ended up saying yes. then his father and i said i was brown because I'm Hispanic and your (my son) white just like your daddy! they're kids what can we say.
2007-02-10 16:56:41 · answer #8 · answered by need a answer 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
She was throwing a tantrum in a store so I decided it was time for us to leave that store. All the way through the store and out the door she kept yelling "you're not my mom, I don't want to go with you, you're not my mom". Luckily everyone in the store KNEW me and knew that I WAS her mom...it was the last time she went anywhere with me for a very long time.
2007-02-11 21:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My son & I was on a train full of people, he asked me for a lolly-pop in my pocket book, I said yes, with out looking up from my book I was reading, I could hear him rip off the rapper, that's when he yelled real loud, This is Not a Lolly-PoP, What is this?
My son had opened up my tampon on the train full of people.
2007-02-10 16:55:35 · answer #10 · answered by 520 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋