The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.
Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn't know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.
2007-02-10 15:33:44 · 16 answers · asked by Jim R 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GET OUT OF THE BARN,AND GO TO BED.......
2007-02-10 15:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by PEACHES 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This is for "tough guy". You aren't all that, you are a punk and the way you answer a question is childish. Get a life and learn how to spell, use words in a sentence, etc. You piss me off!!!
2007-02-11 00:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that has been around a long time, i'm 25 and i heard it when i was in middle school
2007-02-10 23:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Stacey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old joke but still very funny
2007-02-11 00:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe
2007-02-10 23:41:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still funny !!
2007-02-10 23:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by MR.Truth !! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably not as much as the cow did! MOOOOOOOOO!!
2007-02-11 00:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by Silva 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is good and funny
2007-02-11 00:53:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You Bet!!! i enjoyed it alright.. LMAO
very good one... hahahaha
2007-02-10 23:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great buddy,write more
2007-02-11 00:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋