okay, there was this couple that was married for 5 years with 2 kids, and they would always make love in the dark. It was always great. Well one day the wife decided to turn the lights on while they were doing their thing, she looks down at her husband and he is using a cucumber. she says to her husband "you sneeky b**tard" then the husband says to the wife "I'm a sneeky b**tard, then how do you explaine our 2 kids?!"
2007-02-10 15:30:35 · 15 answers · asked by Stacey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL... omg! that's hilarious... hahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-10 16:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny
2007-02-10 23:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Smurf Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Bastard Is Somones Parents That Arnt Married
2007-02-11 00:36:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
owww double busted
Justin
2007-02-11 13:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but very funny
2007-02-11 00:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting....so they are cucumber kids? jk haha
2007-02-11 00:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by bountydawg12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-02-10 23:55:03 · answer #7 · answered by Kyle C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny
2007-02-11 00:19:06 · answer #8 · answered by :-) Lovely(-: 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great
2007-02-11 00:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by gogo_gorgeous_x3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! thats gross and very bad-but funny!
2007-02-11 00:31:08 · answer #10 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋