Blonde joke?

Question

Cop stops blonde for speeding.

Blonde: geez, officer, can't you give me a break? I'm pregnant and I going home to rest.

Cop: OK, I'll let you go. By the way, how far along is your pregnancy?

Blonde: About a half hour, and I sure am tired.

Answer 1

hahahahahaha that is a good one! thanks for the laugh

Answer 2

How many neurons does the same blonde of your joke have? answer: 2, one from the new born and the other on the blonde's head.

ha ha ha .....

another one:

blonde, goes out to the neighborhood to try to make some extra money..so she tries to offer some services, she goes to a house and the owner says, sure why dont you paint my porch, here is the paint, I will pay you $150.00. She goes does the work, at the end of the day, she goes to meet the owner and gets paid, when leaving, she comments, by the way, it is not a porshe you have, its a lexus.

ha ha ha...

Answer 3

I'm Blonde but not stupid

A blonde wakes up in the morning and wanted to eat her regular
low fat nesquik cereal, her mother for the first time bought cheerios, when the blond saw the cheerios she said " oh, mother,look doughnut seeds!!!

Another blonde declared to her boy friend that a monstourouse fish (also known as a goldfish) attacked her
he asked, "what did u do?"
"defeated it"
"how?"
"I drowned it!"

Answer 4

Cute, but even better is this one. A plane is on is it's way to Houston when a blond in ecomomy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for econony class and that she will have to sit in the back. the blonde replies, " I'm blond, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blond. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry" and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to her to make her move without any fuss. I told her, first class isn't going to Houston."

Answer 5

ROFLMFAO. The problem with these are I actually know a dumb blonde. My sister should have been a blonde not a brunette.

Answer 6

Funny...lol.

Answer 7

LOL! I wuv blonde jokes

Answer 8

smart blonde

Answer 9

ha

Answer 10

funny

Answer 11

lmao~ thx