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She left me home all alone. I am scared. What do I do. I have not had any dinner or breakfast this morning. I'm 31 years old, and I don't know what to do. I found some soda crackers in the pantry and ate a few of those with some water. When do you think my Mommy is coming home?

2007-02-10 15:17:54 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

41 answers

She most likely has had enough of you so isn't coming back. If you get hungry you could always chop off a limb and eat that.

2007-02-10 15:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Probably never. Guess your on your own. Might want to stretch out those crackers if thats all there is to eat. Sell everything in the house to a pawnshop for more money and put the number to Pizzahut on speeddial. You'll do fine after that.

2007-02-10 15:23:06 · answer #2 · answered by HiTekRednek 3 · 0 0

I am with your mom right now dude and i gotta tell ya she dont really wanna come home right now. in the meantime call for a pizza, you know where mommy keeps the loose cash dont ya?
then after you eat, clean your frikkin room ya filthy animal and no tv after 8pm. oops, she's callin me goota go

2007-02-10 15:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by molly 6 · 0 0

Write more strange stuff on the internet. Finish the crackers.

2007-02-10 15:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by DrB 7 · 0 0

Oooooooohhhhhhh, run over to Uncle Bulldog's and see if he will make you some hamburger helper, corn on the side, a slice of white bread and some juicy juice!!!

2007-02-10 15:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by lacysmom 3 · 0 0

1) Get a job
2) Get independent
3) you are thirty one years old, I am pretty sure you can live on your own
4) you are a smart guy. Get out of the situation you are in
5) Lastly get a place of you own

2007-02-10 15:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by AMINAH 2 · 0 0

buddy your 31...get out of the house she probably left because she was tired of you being with her 24/7...you can go out and get a job...i have no sympathy for you

2007-02-10 15:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by BrOkEn_LuLLabY...♥ 2 · 0 0

I told her to be back by 8, dont worry ill teach her a lesson she wont forget, if you know what i mean, which i think you do since your the one that records the videos.

2007-02-10 15:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by Blazed and Confused 2 · 0 0

Never would be MY guess...That is if she's smart! After 31 yrs.
I'd say her obligation has been MET and then some...
Get a life, get a job, get a car, and GET OUT!!!....I mean that lovingly of course...lol

2007-02-10 15:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by lizrdluvnmom 3 · 0 0

She is with Mr. Smith down the road and she said she is not coming home until you leave!

2007-02-10 15:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by feel/the/need/to/fly 4 · 1 0

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