A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place....
Man "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt."
The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
2007-02-10 15:02:00 · 14 answers · asked by Party Girl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well... she's definitely helpful... although i'll pass the opportunity having her around when a police officer is around... LOL !
2007-02-10 15:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! that really made me laugh, very good 10/10
2007-02-10 16:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In telling the truth, yes. in helping you out and supporting you, no.
2007-02-10 15:10:34 · answer #3 · answered by Kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
i guess the husband gets sent to jail
2007-02-10 16:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by emoliciousvampire 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still love it.
2007-02-10 15:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat wuz so funni ur hi-larious
2007-02-10 15:23:39 · answer #6 · answered by ghetto princess115 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is his wife so she has to help her poor husband
2007-02-10 23:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-02-10 17:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice
2007-02-10 15:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by alex'd'great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2007-02-10 16:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋