As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
2007-02-10 14:41:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
My Question is what were you thinking?
2007-02-10 14:42:08 · update #1
Well Charles it depends on your mind. Is it as dirty as mine.
2007-02-10 14:48:52 · update #2
lol....most people I think would be thinking of something else......we all need to get our mind out of the gutters....lol
2007-02-10 16:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got that in an email a couple of years ago. I completely forgot about it. Great job!!
2007-02-10 22:52:33 · answer #2 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not see that coming. I was expect a question about losing your virginity. That was pretty clever.
2007-02-10 22:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by stargirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just curious - what do u think I would be thinking?.
2007-02-10 22:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Charles 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but you told it well. . .
2007-02-10 22:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very clever
2007-02-10 22:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Minnie Mouse♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought she was delivering a baby...
2007-02-10 23:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he's her Dentist
2007-02-10 22:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what did u think i would think?
2007-02-10 22:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋