A man walks into a furniture store looking to buy a mirror. The salesman takes him to a mirror and tells the man that it is a magical mirror, it will grant you one wish.So the man walks over to the mirror and and in a joking manner say's "mirror mirror on the wall make my organ touch the floor.....It fell off.
2007-02-10 13:55:53 · 14 answers · asked by joseph 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you know that if you tell.....yours will fall off too "hoohoo.
But it funny it makes me laugh.
Best wishes and good luck
2007-02-10 15:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by sherry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While in China, a man is very promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his pznis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately sees a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later:
"I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
"Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
"I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your pznis."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! I want a second opinion."
"Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his pznis:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My doctor wants to operate and amputate my pznis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
"Stupid Amelican docta,always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
"Thank God!"
'Yes, You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!"
2007-02-10 14:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah 10/10
2007-02-10 14:40:53 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a variation of it, his leges become 1 inch long, but not that version. . .
2007-02-10 14:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't heard of it...kinda weird but still a little funny.
2007-02-10 14:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-02-10 14:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just average... but i loved Dave S's joke... that was totally hilarious... LOL !
2007-02-10 15:26:00 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! That was good. I've never heard it before.
2007-02-10 14:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha no, but that was funny!!!
2007-02-10 13:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥lee lee♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.... and i DONT want to hear it again
2007-02-10 14:02:00 · answer #10 · answered by WoWzErZ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋