please help me...i need to crack on this ugly, hatian, big-headed boy whos mom is cock-eyed he swears he can pull girls, he is jelous, he tried to go out with me, he never got a chance he is chubby, out of shape.....please help me with some comebacks!!!
2007-02-10 13:39:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh gosh i KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!! i have the exact same problem...
~hey, you know, stupidity isn't a crime, so you're free to go, but the police are probably gonna come cuz of the ugliness crime.
~trash pick up! trash pick up! oh, look there's a piece of trash, and there's a BIGGER piece of trash! (point to boy) eh, i'll pass...
2007-02-10 13:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
i don't mean 2 brag, but i am the girl of a million comebacks. i'm known 4 it. most ppl stay away from me because of the insults/comebacks. i have no idea wat the actual situation. if u give a few examples of the situations or the insults thrown @ u, i could totally help. e-mail me at artemis_white2 or just IM me.
2007-02-10 21:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok this is a way to come back to a certain cheesy pick up line......
guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven because you have to be an angel
Girl: No, but did you get a memo from hell because didn't know it was fixin to freeze over
2007-02-10 22:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Pixie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What kind of come backs? what might he say that you would want a come back for? Such as you say "please help me with some comebacks!!!" I would say there is just not enough help for you. You dont need comebacks, what you actually need is some go backs. You ask "What's a go back?" I'd say go back to school and fing out, or go back to the swamp you crawled out of, or go back inside your mommy and yank down on her optical cords and see if you can straighten out her eyes....................
2007-02-10 21:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by hudson_floridamale 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
If he keeps bugging you and insisting on going out, here are a few:
Him: "Is this seat empty?"
You: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Him: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
You: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Him: "Your place or mine?"
You: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Him: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
You: "It's in the phone book."
Him: "But I don't know your name."
You: "That's in the phone book too."
Him: "So what do you do for a living?"
You: "I'm a female impersonator."
Him: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
You: "Do not Enter"
Him: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
You: "Unfertilized !"
Him: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
You: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Him: "I know how to please a woman."
You: "Then please leave me alone."
Him: "I want to give myself to you."
You: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Him: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
You: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Him: "Your body is like a temple."
You: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Him: "I'd go through anything for you."
You: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Him: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
You: "Yes, but would you stay there?
2007-02-10 21:49:57 · answer #5 · answered by Helena 2 · 8⤊ 1⤋
acually comeback are suppose to go with a situation, like if he said something, you would have to have something equaly mean back at him that kinda had to do with what he said. i am good at it since my bro has been doing it for years and i watch him, but u would have to give my an instance first.
2007-02-10 21:48:56 · answer #6 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
wow i like the person above me's comments
2007-02-10 21:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by Dananana 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stare at him and when he says something like "What are you looking at?" Just say "I was just trying to imagine you with a personality".
2007-02-10 21:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, you can't have a comeback unless we know what he says....
2007-02-10 21:54:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ya tell his fat butt....look you anit eatting any bodys pu##y or paying any bodys rent so shut up...or tell him block buster wants him to return broke back mountion or pay the late fee...or ask his fat butt if he called jenny yet.(jenny crag)
2007-02-10 22:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by imsotayken 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋