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2007-02-10 13:30:09 · 25 answers · asked by shtface1234 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I need help quick.

2007-02-10 13:30:54 · update #1

25 answers

Say anything that has the words i love you in it.

2007-02-10 13:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

You can't be serious. Why would you want to force someone to go against their belief system? What would be the fun in sleeping with someone because you tricked them into it? If all you want is sex without any strings attached find a slutty girl with no morals and low self esteem. When you find her ask youself if you really want to get involved with such a car wreck.

2007-02-10 13:36:02 · answer #2 · answered by Rachel Green 3 · 1 1

There is a lot of christian prostitutes in the Philippines, especially in Quezon City. You can hire them for a night to satisfy your sexual needs.

2007-02-10 13:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by ROCKY 2 · 2 1

Just talk all kinds of Bible stuff to her, carry one around in your car, get a plastic Jesus for your dashboard. Pretend to pray a lot. Right before you throw up, NAIL HER.

2007-02-10 13:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I get this - it's a puzzle, riddle sort of thing...

Marry her because you want to, not because you HAVE to!
There! Now you may kiss the bride, and sleep with her.

2007-02-10 13:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by sandyblondegirl 7 · 2 1

If your just in a relationship just for sex then I would suggest that you either A: keep it in your pants until you mature or B: save some money and find a hooker.

2007-02-10 13:34:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anna S 2 · 2 1

Roofies

2007-02-10 13:35:33 · answer #7 · answered by LikeAMonkey 2 · 2 2

Tell you are going to check to see how full of grace she is with your grace measuring dipstick.

2007-02-10 14:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If all your interested in is sex, why does she have to be Christian?

2007-02-10 13:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Del C 3 · 2 0

Be nice to her.
Respect her.
Make HER want to.
There you go.
Any other way is stupid. You can't do these things quick.

2007-02-10 13:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0 1

go pay a hooker. that seems to be as much as you need right easy lay? if it's that comlpicated for you leave it alone. go be sleazy with someone else

2007-02-10 13:40:22 · answer #11 · answered by muzicizlife 2 · 2 1

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