i have some like
girl: what's your favorite color??
boy: beautiful
girl: um beautiful isn't a color
boy: yes it is, it's the color of your eyes
and
I RUN WITH SCISSORS...it makes me feel dangerous
and
love is like a bar of soap. everytime you think you've got it, it slips away..
does anyone else have any good funny cute etc quotes?? plz tell me! :P
2007-02-10 13:25:57 · 7 answers · asked by *cuddly~adorable~loveable~angel* 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
um i just want sum cute quote things...no its not homework or anything gosh...
2007-02-10 13:51:10 · update #1
Nobodys Perfect. I'm Nobody! Therefore I'm perfect.
Never let the fear of striking out keep you fron playing the game!
Bestfriends are like four leaf clovers. Hard to find but luckey to have one.
Best friends are like stars. Theres so many to choose from but only one special one.
T-I-double guh-er!
Its raining its pouring you are really boring!jk
im at the arcade playing a game where you put in a dollar and win 4 quarters.Wow!I'm good at this.
A friend is someone who goes and bails you out of jail but a good friend is someone stting next you saying. man that was fun!
I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
I hope your life is like toilet paper, long
and useful.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Girls are like phones fun to hold and talk to but if u push the wrongs buttons u might get disconected!
2007-02-10 15:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by ♥♥♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best friends are like stars.
You may not always see them, but you know they're always there.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet that person, we will know how to be grateful
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so that I never have to live without you
LOVE? It’s kind of complicated, but I’ll tell you this…
The second you’re willing to make yourself miserable to make someone else happy, that’s love right there
The shortest word I know is I
The sweetest word I know is love
And the only person for me is you
If I know what love is, it is because of you – Herman Hesse
Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart
If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest – Unknown
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time – Hobbes
Love is when your mouth has no need to move to make him/her happy because your heart is beating, and that's all that matters – Kaitlin Rogers
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it – Kyle Schmidt
Don’t search for someone who completes you; because the person who deserves your love deserves so much more than just part of you
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I…
Hey nice face, but what you gonna do when the monkey wants his *** back?
Hookt On Fonicks Werked Fer Meeh!
Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up than man with pants down
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast – Compton Mackenzie
The world’s going to hell and I’m driving the bus
2007-02-11 20:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by jachei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many of the examples that you have given us are also metaphoric. Are you looking for quotes from us, or from other more famous people? If looking for more famous quotes ... have you tried something much easier than asking on this forum? Like, putting "famous quotes" into a search engine and looking for answers yourself?
I happen to be a strong believer in doing homework for yourself. Not taking the easy way out. Why?
I am a teacher.
The examples you gave have incorrect syntax, have no quotes placed properly around what is quoted and are not giving credit to the original authors of the quotes. WHY?
But that's just me, and I am a stickler when it comes to proper syntax and semantics, yes?
Original quote from Ebee:
It is an oxymoron to be called a monster because of how I look;
When it is you who is invariably the monster because of how I am TREATED BY you.
Please make sure to give me credit!
2007-02-10 13:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by Ebee 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Life is what happens to you while your busy making other plans
- John Lennon
2007-02-10 15:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i have a few...
never touch a camel toe.
never gobble your turkey.
never look in an elephants trunk.
don't say "rats" if you get your finger stuck in a mouse trap.
don't swear off puddy, just because your cat scratched you.
and my all time favorite... never plant seeds in your corn hole!!
2007-02-10 15:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by chris j 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Never moon a werewolf." Mike Binder
2007-02-10 16:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the eyes are the windows of the soul, your going to hell.
2007-02-10 13:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋