How to prank a telemarketer?

Question

Check this out -and turn up your speakers

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Answer 1

that was one of the funniest things I've heard in quite a while! I'm still laughing! my friend told me about that but It wasn't near as funny as actually listening to It! you just brightened my day a little.

Answer 2

I heard that clip a few weeks ago. I laughed my balls off.

Ever head of "The BOB & TOM Show?"

It's a nationally syndicated radio program based at radio station WFBQ in Indianapolis, Indiana. They do a segment called "Mr. Obvious" where they have a fake "Clueless" caller asking for advice for problems with the most ridiculous outcomes.

Sometimes, Mr. Obvious and the caller talk about two different things, thinking they're talking about the same problem. In one, a caller wants to have sex with a big fish he caught, and Mr. Obvious thinks he's talking about mounting the fish as a trophy.

The program is a spin off of a Pittsburgh advice columnist for the clueless named Mr. Obvious of a few years ago. Here is a typical letter to Mr. Obvious they made into an audio clip. The clip is hilarious.

Dear Mr. Obvious,

I hope you can help me, because I've got a situation that I'm really worried about. I think my girlfriend's got a dangerous wild animal living in her apartment, and sometimes -- it's almost always at the exact same time in the evening -- it starts making a terrible racket. I'm worried my girlfriend might be in danger.

I think it's made its home underneath the kitchen sink, because that's where the sound comes from, and it almost always happens right after we have dinner together. She'll be standing near the kitchen sink, and all of a sudden there'll be this horrible growling sound: rrroowwrroowwrroowwrroowwrrooww.

I know she hears it too, because she's always flicking the switch for that broken light next to the sink when we hear the noise, like she wants to turn on the light and maybe get a better look at where it might be hiding, but that light has never worked.

The scary thing is, I think she doesn't know how dangerous this wild animal is, because she's started feeding it. As soon as it starts making that racket, she'll scrape scraps off our plates down the sink, and that animal sounds like it's chewing on them.

Mr. Obvious, I don't know what to do. How do I talk to my girlfriend and convince her this animal is dangerous? And how can I get rid of that animal before it hurts one of us?

You're my last hope, Mr. Obvious. Please tell me what I should do.

Sincerely,

Clueless

I hope you got that the "broken light switch" is for the garbage disposal.

I just learned about "Mr. Obvious" a couple of weeks ago and have not heard the show. An email acquaintance sent a sample clip of "The Critter."

Answer 3

there is nothing at that website

here is how you prank a telemarketer


call them up (this can be anyone) say in a hillbilly voice "YEAH WHO THE ***** IS THIS??"

the people u called: (who knows what they will say loal)

you say: I'm tellin you about 5 minutes ago someone called up and said "**** you" and i pressed star 6 9 and I GOT YOU!!!! SO WAS IT YOU?????

they say... something


you say: I have the police's phone number

they say....

you say: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT TO MY WIFE!!! ON HER BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

they say... something



ok thats the basics if you cants think of more stuff you shouldent be pranking

Answer 4

I just listened to it, it was really funny lol! The telemarketer guy sounded so scared lol.

Answer 5

i easily do no longer care what human beings say to make themselves think of they are humorous, yet there's no longer something you are able to tell a telemarketer that they ha vent heard one thousand situations, and you are the fool who thinks your being unique. So i could discourage all of it at the same time. My admired that i became instructed became. shopper- "i do no longer desire to purchase Sh!t" surveyor- " nicely that's great sir, i'm no longer advertising something" shopper- "nicely in case you ain't advertising Sh!t then you definately could come and suck my D!ck" *draw % up* (very stylish ;) sustain the best artwork human beings)

Answer 6

Heard this already but enjoy hearing again.What a great way of giving it back to those guys.

Answer 7

oh for a minute I didn't c the website posted above. I thought u was really asking that. if u know what i mean.

Answer 8

Major Funny !

It took forever to load with dial-up connection,
but well worth the wait !!

Great big star for you : )

*Please post similar links if you have more

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Answer 9

the best i have done is ask them the color of their under ware,,,

but that one on the readio was GReat

Answer 10

That is funny. I want one to call me now.