hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted" Dear GOD help me"?
There was a blinding light and the hammer was no longer there!
2007-02-10 12:49:35 · 14 answers · asked by Tribble Macher 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol theres a huge war going on in this section between christians and non believers huh? lol its funny, if we ignore the athiests and let them continue their meaningless existences then they wouls leave the religion and spirituality section alone...and in all seriousness i sincerly feel for people who believe in nothing more than what we see. Are some atheists spiritual???but just dont believe in god?!
2007-02-10 12:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by Socrates 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wow...someone needed HELP with a simple hammer incident? And this "god" took the time to beam it to heaven (or permanently borrow it?), instead of helping children that are suffering in third world countries... Interesting... He must just prefer the EASY tasks best and brush off the hard things that matter.
2007-02-10 12:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Uh.... no, I hadn't heard that one.
Did you just make it up?
By the way, it sounds a lot more like "proof" of Thor than "proof" of the Judeo-Christian deity. That's Thor's thing, man! Hammers and lightening!
2007-02-10 12:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
work on your material a little more. Maybe I am not reading it with the correct emphasis. Hold on, let me try a few different ways......no. It's just not funny.
2007-02-10 12:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by fifimsp1 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I demand back the five seconds I wasted reading this question.
2007-02-10 12:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by . 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You should go on tour with Larry the cable guy.
2007-02-10 12:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice to know Batman has still got it.
2007-02-10 12:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is therea punch line to this?
2007-02-10 13:15:41 · answer #8 · answered by judy_r8 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha. That's so funny, I forgot to laugh
2007-02-10 12:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by FAUUFDDaa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Was that supposed to be funny?
2007-02-10 12:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋