Cambridge Wallabies?

Question

some lunatic told me that there is a pack of Wallabies living in a Cambridgeshire forest.
This nutty bird swears blind shes telling the truth,
but bluddy hell, Wallabies?
should i just humour the silly cow,
or,
call for the men (and women) in white coats,
and rewire her brain,
you know, see what they can salvage!
Oh, i hope she is loopy or i will have to appologize.
No no no, no Wallabies in Cambridgeshire, The b!tch
is winding me up, she must be, what a sl@g,
i`m gonna knock her out, the b!tch, cow, taart!!!

Cambrige Wallabies? True?

Answer 1

They have wallabies in Shepreth Wildlife park, at Willers Mill, Shepreth about 6 miles south of Cambridsge - these are animals rescued from zoos etc - and they have been known to escape - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2391143.stm so it's possible that some have been breeding in the 'wild' around here...

Answer 2

U sound like the bloody nut mate, and no there are no wallabies in cambridge..................