Church services got a bit rowdy today, and now the Blood of Christ is all over my shirt. How can I remove it? Do you think if I pray to Jesus, he'll turn it into water?
2007-02-10 11:58:06 · 24 answers · asked by The Truth © 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No. He only does the water/wine thing when his mom whines. You could always ask her.
2007-02-10 12:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The blood of christ in church services is usually red wine (either cabernet sauvignon, pinot noir or sangiovese), which can be cleaned with soda water and elbow grease.
2007-02-10 12:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by CC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need a good solvent to thin it out. Dab in a couple of teaspoons of Holy Spirit. Rinse under cold water. Your Christain should be removed after the next 40° wash. Good luck.
2007-02-10 12:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, that happened to me to. I was sitting in church having a beer and this girls asked me for a cigerette. I gave her one and we started talking. Then this dude, I think it was jesus, came up and was all pissed. Turns out it was his woman. Anyway, we got into a fight and now his blood is all over my shirt. Church is crazy. Wait, might have been a bar, but still, crazy.
2007-02-10 12:03:50 · answer #4 · answered by tsavo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
soak it in cold water for 30 minutes.
if you pray to Jesus, he'll just turn it into wine and make the whole thing worse.
2007-02-10 12:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by Elaine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ice cold holy water will get those blood stains out.
2007-02-10 12:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you seriously need to look inside yourself and find out what the hell is wrong with u to be posting such mockery to the lord? because thats mostly what cowards do rant on the internet instead of dealing with their own issues and blaming god for their doom.poor you!
2007-02-10 12:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by damoon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure your mum could sort it out. A bit of stan remover and BANG, all gone!
2007-02-10 12:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by littleminnie1000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd take it to an Athexorcist for specialist cleaning. You wont believe the result. But then, neither will they.
2007-02-10 12:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck is your avatar?
Is that a kitten?
I don't know how to remove christains. I wish I knew.
2007-02-10 12:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋