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I have had trouble sleeping every since I had a watery bowel movement at my friend Larry's house.

2007-02-10 11:38:52 · 26 answers · asked by ? 4 in Health Diseases & Conditions Other - Diseases

26 answers

sure, life is weird that way, for instance, i caught juvenile pregnancy from some of that ink toner i drank, at least i think thats what it was, i assume that womb transplant, my stunted emotional growth, and years of promiscous behavior may have also contributed

2007-02-10 11:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 2 0

no dude! you didn't catch insomnia from the toilet seat. what caused the watery BM? too much drinking? maybe you fell in love with Larry and can't live without him.

2007-02-10 11:52:57 · answer #2 · answered by Butch 3 · 0 0

You couldn't have got it from the toilet seat because it is not a bacteria or a virus. Maybe you should try some sleeping pills or see a doctor if it is a problem.

2007-02-10 11:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mandy 6 · 0 1

You are having an anxiety reaction,you don't "catch" insomnia you only "have" that condition when you can't get to sleep over several days etc.The watery stool means nothing ! Take care. SW RNP

2007-02-10 11:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

you can catch a lot of things from a toilet seat but not insomnia

2007-02-10 11:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by J.M.C 5 · 1 0

dude,it's time to loose larry as a friend-and I would recommend you avoid toilet seats like the plague.We used to **** on the ground in nam as we shot the gooks!uuwahh!

2007-02-10 11:50:08 · answer #6 · answered by adam p 3 · 0 0

2 much time in Ur hand's ,but i will give you the respect of answering ,Nope you can't .
late at night try to stay away ,from coffee ,ice tea or anything with caffeine .
get some warm milk ,just before bed time ,and think happy thoughts.
Sweet dreams ,and sleep with the Angel's.

2007-02-10 11:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

no, insominia is a sleeping disorder, it can not be caught by simply sitting on a toilet seat. There are very few things that you can catch just by sittling on the toilet

2007-02-10 11:42:57 · answer #8 · answered by Sterling D W 3 · 0 2

Only if you try to sleep on the toilet.

2007-02-10 11:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 1 0

You can't catch Insomnia.

2007-02-10 11:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Lili 2 · 1 0

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