Three women are on a deserted island. A redhead a brunette and a blond. the next island is 100 miles away. The redhead swims 25 miles and drowns. The brunette gets 50 miles and also drowns. The blonde goes 75 miles, realizes she's tired and goes back.
A man is in the desert and is on the verge of death. He crawls to a man and the guy asks "Where is the nearest restaurant?" "50 miles that way sir. Do you want a tie?""No thank you""Sir you should really buy a tie""I said no!" The man crawls and gets to the restaurant and asks for a glass of water. Theowner replies"Sir you need a tie to get in here"
One day an idiot says "boy I'm thirsty" He walks to a restaurant takes out a fifty and says "1 glass of free water for everyone, my treat.
#3 is lame but I forgot my 3rd one right before UI tope it so it was the best I had
2007-02-10 11:24:43 · 11 answers · asked by DMRDX122 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U cheered me up
2007-02-10 11:36:11 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Little females prefer to play with toys. Then even as they attain the age of 11 or 12, they change into bored." women human beings human beings nonetheless play with toys "something that blinks, beeps, and demands a minimum of six 'D' batteries to operate." upload "vibrate" and also you've an precise description of a lady's "toy"
2016-11-26 23:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by carper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK... the first one was funny... but the last 2 coulda been betta...
2007-02-10 11:57:18 · answer #3 · answered by 100% Woman, yes indeed! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! Good ones.
2007-02-10 11:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that the brunette got further than the red-head!
2007-02-10 11:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by URworstNITEmare 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
all three of the jokes suck..the first one makes no sense and the third was plain stupid.
2007-02-10 11:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by natsume_01_i 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-02-10 12:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, LOL!!! GREAT!! 10/10
2007-02-10 11:28:29 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-10 11:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by halima b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
k ummm nice!!
2007-02-10 11:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by munkees92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋