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"Sun" got it in the first sentence. If you know the history of Christianity, you'll also know the incredible despair when he said he'd come back, & didn't. & won't. Still, that doesn't excuse the nasty little answers you got, that give non-Christians a bad name. They aren't funny. I respect your right to have faith in anything you wish.

2007-02-10 11:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 1 0

pass over, you're 13 and that i'm sixty 3. i'd be between the first to allow you to do not forget that no count number how troublesome you've faith, you'll sometime be sixty 3 and Jesus nevertheless received't have again. The skies received't area, the Antichrist received't come, the Rapture received't happen, and God received't deliver us to Hell. i'm an atheist or maybe as you are able to spend many years believing that God will practice me incorrect, he not in any respect will. i'm no longer telling you no longer to trust. it is going to do me no harm, and it can make you experience more effective powerful to trust that i'm a heathen and God will smite me such as his robust sword of righteousness. I basically pick to whisper on your ear as you age, "it is a delusion"

2016-10-17 06:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by costarakis 4 · 0 0

A Lord owned a large beautifull land, which had many people living on it whom He loved. One day, the Lord decides to take a journey away from his land. He leaves no body in charge , because every body on the land are his children, both daughters and sons. As time goes by, some of the people begin to lose faith and fear, so much in fact, that they begin to believe that if they do not do certain things, they will be punished when there Father, the Lord, returns.

They give themselves the title of Leader, and begin to preach to others in the land, there belief s, and warn everyone that if they do not do as the Leader says , then there Father, the Lord, shall punish them when He returns.

Some begin to follow the Leader, and others decide not to, for they know How much there Father, the Lord truely loves them.

Yet the Leader and his followers, decide to banish those whom do not follow him, and throw others out of the land.

One day, the Lord of the land, there Father, finally Returns. And when He does, He notices that many of his children were not there.

Asking around , He finds out what happened, and therefore, brings forth to Him, the leader and all the leaders followers.

And the Lord, there Father, asks them ," You sent forth some of my children from there Home here in my land . Why did you do this?"

The leader and his followers answered," We did this for You, showing our love to you we did so in your name too , to cleanse your land my lord father."

With this, the Lord, Father got Very angery, " You did NOTHING for ME ! You have sent forth MY CHILDREN into Darkness and what s worse is You did so In my NAME !! For this YOU shall recieve the SAME punishment you gave those you judged."

And with that said, He banished the leader and all his followers , and threw them out of his land into darkness

2007-02-10 15:37:26 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron M 2 · 0 0

Real soon? Like the dozen or so other "real soons" from the past century, or can you promise it's real this time?

As for me, I'm ready! Once the rapture happens, we get all your stuff!

2007-02-10 11:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The date for his return is April 21, 1963. He's come and gone. The rapture already happened by 1996 and its possible that you missed it.

2007-02-10 11:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by regmor12 3 · 0 1

jesus isnt anywhere near ready plus that fact he aint the one coming to past judgement on your souls

GOD will be the only one would will and is going too,

YOU praise JESUS like he's GOD

*************NEWS FLASH PEOPLE*****************
GOD AND JESUS ARE TWO
DIFFERENT BEINGS!!!!!!!

AND WHEN GOD COMES AND DECIDES THIS WORLD HAS SUFFER 'NUFF.........I'LL BE RIGHT ALONG SIDE OF HIM

ready to take ur souls to HELL or HEAVEN
where ever GOD decides where you're going

2007-02-10 11:25:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Yep, I'm wearing my steel toed boots. I just hope He's not ready for the good swift kick He deserves.

2007-02-10 11:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

Jesus has supposedly been coming back real soon for almost two thousand years.

But if you are sure, I'll go shampoo the carpets....

2007-02-10 11:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 6 1

You seem to be very sure about it.. Please..tell me the date he will come..so i can be ready.

2007-02-10 11:22:32 · answer #9 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 0 0

Actually, He appeared about 160 years ago. His name is Baha'u'llah.

2007-02-10 11:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by darth_maul_8065 5 · 0 0

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