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2007-02-10 10:52:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're George Bush!!
2007-02-10 11:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by t_man132003 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The serial killer slept with the judge and/or the jury before his court case
2007-02-10 19:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by it's me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Evidently you are not from Texas, You would go directly to the head of the line and be handled right quick like pilgrim!!!!
2007-02-10 18:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Someone turned him into a piece of cheese
2007-02-10 19:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by Dane Aqua 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um..you squished all the cocoa puffs?
I hate riddles! Why am I here? They kill me! LOL
2007-02-10 19:44:52 · answer #5 · answered by banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a conjoined twin and if they put you in jail they would also be putting an innocent man in jail so they have to let you go free
2007-02-10 19:48:09 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you either already served your time you got a mis trial
2007-02-10 18:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by christmas382000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're dead...shot dead leaving the courtroom after your preliminary hearing by an angry brother of a victim
2007-02-10 18:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by DEWEY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You confessed to a priest, or you kill animals.
2007-02-10 19:14:51 · answer #9 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
animals or it's a play of some sort
2007-02-10 19:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋