Who can make me laugh? just or the fun of it. :)
2007-02-10 10:39:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong...she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I'm sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says...that was my sister...her mom just died too!
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2007-02-10 12:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy walks into a pub with an octopus under his arm. When he gets funny looks from the other patrons, he announces "OK, it may seem strange to you to bring an octopus into a pub, but I'm here to tell you, this octopus can play any musical instrument that was ever invented." He hears derisive laughs, so he says, "No, I'm serious. I'll put fifty dollars on it. Any takers?"
Up comes a Spanish guy carrying a classical guitar. He puts fifty dollars on the table and hands the guitar to the octopus. The octopus inspects it closely for a few seconds, then launches into a classical tune that would put Andre Segovia to shame. At the end of the piece everyone applauds wildly. The owner of the octopus pockets the money and asks if anyone else wants to try their luck.
An American walks up with his saxophone and the fifty dollars. Again the octopus looks it all over carefully, then he launches into a version of The Girl from Ipanema that makes Stan Getz sound like an amateur. When he's finished, the applause is deafening.
A Scotsman walks up with his bagpipes tucked under his arm. He says, "Well ye coped all right wi' the guitar and the saxophone, but ah'll wager ye've never seen one o' THOSE before!"
The octopus takes the bagpipes and turns them this way and that, looking puzzled.
The Scotsman finally says, "Well, what's keepin' ye? Can ye no' play it?"
The octopus says, "Play it? I'm going to have sex with it if I can just figure out how to get its pajamas off."
2007-02-10 19:03:56 · answer #2 · answered by Leslie D 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A car full of blonds are going to disney land. There driving down the highway when they see a sign that says "Disney Land Left"... so they turn around and go home.
What do u call a blond skeleton in the closet.... the winner to last years hide and seek contest!
2007-02-10 19:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 guys are in a forest and one drops dead. The other calls 911 and says my friend is dead help! Ok says the lady on the other line let's make sure he's dead. Silence BANG! BANG Ok now what?
Funniest joke on earth litterally
2007-02-10 19:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by DMRDX122 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man showed some friends his apartment. One guest asked,
-"What's that big brass basin for?"
-"That's the talking clock," answered the man. He gave it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
-Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "It's 2 a.m., you bastard!"
2007-02-10 21:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by russia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday i put a blank tape at full blast the mime next door went crazy
2007-02-10 18:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What state do you walk on?
FLOOR-ida
What is Barbie's Favorite state?
KEN-tucky
What boy like to lay in the fron door
Matt
How do girls send Computer Message
Through FE-mail
i hope you like it
2007-02-10 19:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Gurll:) 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
She wanted to MAKE UP her mind
2007-02-10 18:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jennifer R 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG...I love that first joke
2007-02-10 18:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋