why does eveybody like "you mom.." jokes? they're so sexist!
e.g. your mom is so fat when she gave her dress to the cleaners they said "sorry we dont do curtains" or your mom's so fat she shows up on radar
do you think they're right? do you know any good jokes?
2007-02-10 10:27:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heres one my history teacher told us yesterday...
your moms so fat when i tried to shage her last night i burnt my *** on a lightbulb! hah!
2007-02-10 10:42:27 · update #1
Sexist, no. The joke is directed at the person many love most in the world - the person who gave them life. Dads don't pop out babies so mothers tend to be the favorite choice for insults. Ah, some favorites:
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass
Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings. Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
AND!!
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
So crude! So juvenile! So disgusting!
Good God, I love yo mama jokes.
2007-02-10 10:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
no i don't think they're sexiest..they're funny.
Roses are red, violets are blue, what yo momma needs is a good shampoo.
Yo momma so ugly, she had to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo momma so hairy, bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma so greasy you could fry a 12 piece chicken dinner on her forehead.
Yo Momma's teeth are so rotten they look like dominoes.
2007-02-11 11:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by The 8th Deadly Sin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama jokes are not sexist, it's just joking about other people's moms is funny.
Your mom is so old she used to sit behind Jesus in third grade.
Your mom is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
2007-02-10 13:18:46 · answer #3 · answered by russia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
2007-02-10 10:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by skkydreemer 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
your moms so poor i saw her kicking a can on the sidewalk yesterday, and when i asked what she was doin, she said "moving!"
your momma is like a shotgun, one c*** and shes loaded.
your mom is like a tv, a three-year-old can turn her on.
your mom is like a super market, five cents a screw, two cents a nut.
your mom is like a vacuum, she sucks and blows all day and gets layed in the closet.
thats all i got.
2007-02-10 11:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i think they are just a way to realease some anguish some people have about their own mothers.i have a good one for you from an aussie i know. WHAT IS THE TASMANIAN MALES IDEA OF FOREPLAY?answer: MUM ARE YOU AWAKE.
2007-02-10 10:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by hsvxclr8r 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is my original Three-piece work: The best yo momma joke ever:
Your Momma so fat she can't see below her waist,
She's also so fat that your Dad wears a blindfold before he falls asleep in bed with her,
That's why none of them saw the broken condem
2007-02-10 10:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by I 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
i LOVE those jokes . I watch that program loads .I love Wilmer :)
Your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean...HeHe
2007-02-10 10:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
your mamas so fat; when she went missing she took up all 4 sides of the milk cartoon,
your mama's so fat when she went to the fair she had to use the livestock entrance.
2007-02-10 11:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mom is soo fat that when she turns around its her Birthday?
yo mama is soo fat that wen she gets into a car the tyres pop.
2007-02-10 11:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋