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i did the splits in the middle of the street and it really hurt....would dna testing find the culprit

2007-02-10 09:30:30 · 11 answers · asked by toni lee 3 in Pets Dogs

11 answers

thank you for making me laugh

2007-02-10 10:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by LaLa N 6 · 1 0

Yes - scoop the poo up quickly and keep it in your fridge!

No - really - what are you talking about? The poo was in the street - it could've been a stray dog or even a different animal (raccoon, fox, etc). It is your fault for stepping in it. Sorry. Watch where you step next time!

2007-02-10 17:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by mmct21 3 · 1 0

This is the goofiest guestion I've seen here. What is this - the Great Crap Caper? Sure. If you want to get a sample. Then go around and gather samples from every dog you meet, and then Pay Big bucks, you "may" find out who left the present in the street.

Go for it and let us all know who dunnit...

2007-02-10 18:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The only thing a DNA test would tell you is that it's dog poop.

Sorry you got hurt.

2007-02-10 17:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by HDB 7 · 2 0

DNA Testing? What are you, nuts? You stepped in some dogs crap and now you want DNA Testing? I'm sorry if it hurt, but buy a package of Band-Aids and get over it.

2007-02-10 17:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by loveRED 3 · 2 1

Don't think a DNA test would help in this matter. Although, your description of this incident made me laugh. You did the splits, eh?

2007-02-10 17:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by Kaity 2 · 2 0

you could...but I don't think most pet owners get a DNA sample of their dogs for you to compare to...So you would have the DNA, but then you would have to test every dog in town, also, to find the match.

2007-02-10 18:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by blonde_beauty 2 · 2 0

I did that once and fell on my butt...on the day I had to do a presentation in Grad School. I was already on campus and could not change. (i stunk all day)

2007-02-10 17:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 2 0

By gently reaching your finger to the deepest yet softest region of the poo and sticking it in your eye, a vision should appear in front of you and the dog's identity will be shown.

2007-02-10 17:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Forget it and get over it, I used to step in dog Sh*t all the time, I get over it, cept the smell that i can't get over, I hated picking dog crap up on hot summer days, BARF!

2007-02-10 17:40:47 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Capo 5 · 2 0

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