For our friends birthday, we bought a ton of streamers and balloons. We went to our work, where there was a helium tank and blew up all the balloons and tied them togher with string. Then we took them out to her house and tied the end of the string onto her spoiler. Then we wrote all over the windows with soap and "TP" the car with the streamers. We also bought a pair of huge grannie panties to put on her windsheild with writing "Happy Birthday" and wrote "Happy 21st Birthday" on her lawn with tp. She called in the morning when she woke up, and she was p!ssed off, but laughing at the same time. She was late for school 'cause it took so long to clean off!
2007-02-10 09:31:00
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answered by Anonymous
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My best friend and I were at a house of some guy friends of ours one evening and I managed to pocket all their car keys except one. We came back in the middle of the night and on top of writing on their cars and TPing and all the normal stuff, we had bought some racy funny panties and some cheap perfume and we stuffed the panties in the seats of their cars and seriously doused the insides with the perfume. The hard part was returning the keys. We used them to open the front door, but guys have so many keys, it took forever. We left the keys inside the door and ran for it.
2007-02-10 17:27:02
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answered by BaseballGrrl 6
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we have asked our neighbor to please slow down when he drives by our house, as we have several dogs that play in the road. well low and behold he hit and killed one of them last summer. he said he was sorry and all, but I felt he needed to be taught a lesson. Just to show him there where no hard feelings we invited him over to a backyard barbecue, about two weeks after this had happened. we served him a couple delicious burgers, and a few beers. That's when I told him to come in the garage and check out my new table saw. stepping up to the saw I wished you could have seen the look on this poor smucks face,I had dismembered Fido's crushed remains, and ground some into burger. and we had served it to him. best gag I ever pulled off!
2007-02-10 17:41:49
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answered by Darryl 2
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At work I've sent new employees to the office telling them the boss wants to talk to them, and they should wait in the office if he is not in there. It's too funny!!! The boss and the employee at first don't get what's up
2007-02-10 17:27:03
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answered by nemraC 6
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Sawyer! I love this character! Sawyer is my role model, he is always the funny one. I couldn't help it I had to tell you this!
2007-02-10 17:26:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Actually I am reincarnated and about 2000 years ago,I made up some stories about some guy called Jesus................
2007-02-10 17:28:02
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answered by rosbif 6
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