paddy sat on a plane next to a priest, a flight attendant asks paddy if he would like adrink in which he replyd yes il have a rum an coke.. the attendant asks the priest if he would like a drink and the priest replys -i would rather be raped by a thousand whores than let liquor pass thease lips, paddy passes his drink back and says so would i..i didnt realise we had a choice.
2007-02-10 08:36:02 · 4 answers · asked by haze 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's very funny. I can't wait to tell it to my wife. She's Scotch-Irish. When I can see out of my left eye again, I'll come back for more. :-)
2007-02-11 04:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Goofy Foot 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good one. 8/10.
2007-02-13 03:18:41 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that made tears run down my face in laughing i was crying lol!!!!! my stomach hurts
2007-02-12 02:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe Too funny!
2007-02-11 10:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋