If I basted a nun in cat urine using a turkey-baster, and then beat her over the head with her own prosthetic leg, while blaspheming the Holy Spirit and simultaneously burning a bible, a Book of Mormon, and the Roman Catholic Vulgate?
2007-02-10 07:44:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He'd forgive you for all of that, except being mean to him. He's like the bully that runs away when you call him stupid.
2007-02-10 08:09:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christ doesn't forgive, that would require judgement. Judgement is His Dad's Job.
Christ IS forgiveness. It is a quality, not an act.
But it sounds like you care more about judgement than forgiveness.
Good luck in your future endeavors, you certainly seem to have your future well planned.
Actually, I'm not a Christian, I just answered this to annoy you, that's what you wanted, isn't it... annoyance? May you sow what you reap... That's from the Satanic Bible, by the way.
2007-02-10 15:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would feel horrible that someone would do that to another person, and he would not encourage it. But on the good side, God forgives everyone no matter what. So he would forgive you no matter what, and how ever many times you do it. If you do it too many times and you just keep doing it and keep asking forgivness without even trying to fix your wrong, I would'nt be too excited about goin to heaven, you probably won't. So God forgives no matter what, just try to do better next time.
2007-02-10 16:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by Fresh Prince 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't you know that blaspheming the holy spirit is the unforgivable sin?
Besides, I wonder how in the hell could you be doing all that simultaneously?
2007-02-10 15:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for everything except for blaspheming the holy spirit He would forgive, the Bible says denying the spirit is unforgiveable
2007-02-10 15:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Borderline
2007-02-10 15:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO because he already did forgive all sins-now its a Son question-and when you come to Jesus-you will still reap what you have sown-but you will have a new life and fulfilling desires in Him.
2007-02-10 15:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's that blasphemy of the Holy Spirit thing that concerns me most.
2007-02-10 16:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by spit_316 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, you need to pay more respect to the Almighty. do you know who holds your very next breath in the palm of his hand?? If I were you I would watch what I said, because one of these days YOU are going to have to stand before the Very God that created You, and listened to you blaspheme against him. and let me tell you, it is an awful thing to have to stand before an angry God. Not one person on this earth is guaranteed another minute and if God wanted to, he would have taken us all out and would have been done with us. but he didn't because he loves us....even You. and yet you sit there all smug and degrate him and his love for you. he died for you buddy, so the least you could do is have more respect for him, and the Christians on here. I for one do not appreciate hearing you speak about God, who I love DEARLY. you need to be on your hands and knees begging for forgivness...and you know what? yes he would forgive you if you ever did those things and you truely had remorse for it...he would forgive you. if he were standing before you right now, I guarantee that he would take you in his loving arms and tell you that he loves you, and make everything that has ever gone wrong in your life better. so next time you think you're being funny, remember what he did for you, and realize how ignorant, and foolish you are, and remember that God doesn't HAVE to forgive you. he didn't HAVE to be hung on the cross...he could have escaped easily. but he didn't. he went through all of that because he loves us. that is amazing. we must be somthing special to go through all of that torment.
2007-02-10 16:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by tweetybird37406 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeah.
Would the Pope?
Doubtful.
2007-02-10 15:49:05 · answer #10 · answered by Doug 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋