the most shameless begger wins 10 pnts.
2007-02-10 07:42:14 · 33 answers · asked by skater 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH PLEASE, PLEASE!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND THOSE DAMN POINTS! PLEASE! IT ISN'T FAIR THAT YOU ARE TAUNTING ME LIKE THIS! i AM NOW ON MY KNEES AND AM CRYING TEARS. I AM DYING FOR THOSE POINTS! PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME NOW. AAAAAAAAHHHHHAAHAA!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, NOW!
2007-02-10 09:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No... but i will do this...
here is a joke...
will this get me 10???
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.
If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday the priest took the monsignors advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office he found the following note on the door.
1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not get his ***.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ and his apostles as J.C. and the boys.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say...he was stoned off his ***.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T".
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry."
13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the gurb, Yeah! God.
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
2007-02-10 07:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OH begging is what i do the best.
I would love to have 10 points..I would be your 360 Buddy if you have one...if you want to join 360 i will be your first friend.
I will even add you to my space. So would you please let me have the 10 points...the other people do not like you as much as do.
LOL
How was that.
Happy Valentines
2007-02-10 08:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No I wouldn't cause after I get these 10 points then what?? Am I gonna win a Car??
2007-02-10 07:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by tRaCi3 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I see this question at least 5 times a week, which tesll me 2 things:
1)You need to get be original
2) I spend too much time here.
2007-02-10 07:46:21 · answer #5 · answered by Barbs-mom of boy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOPE I DON'T BEG FOR NOTHING..2 POINTS IS ONLY 8 AWAY FROM 10....SO I STILL GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL...
2007-02-10 08:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by evil_little_girl_11 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10 points? I don't need no stinking 10 points!
2 points will be sufficient
2007-02-10 07:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by hawk97 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
m Happy with 2
don't u dare me to give 10 points
c u r afraid of me and obedient too that why u have not given me 10 points ha ha u r my slave to obey my commands
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2007-02-10 07:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nah im not a dog so i wont beg i dont care if i get your 10 pionts to me its worthless give it to a sucker that has no digity but i have a face and i wont take you 10 pionts
2007-02-10 07:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why beg? it's just point with or without it i'll still be me and still have what i have...it's practiclly useless if you ask me... some people on here would actually beg for the points which is kinda sad...but then again that's just my opinoin
2007-02-10 07:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you anit worht the 10 but i will kindly take 2...
2007-02-10 08:48:25 · answer #11 · answered by Shonda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋