Haven't you ever wondered what the Texas Spoon is?

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The taxas spoon! oh the horror of it! it was only perpetrated once, the bullying move. By a 90 year old playboy to his 60 year old son. they both lived as neighbors in Florida. the 90 year old man was a wresler who could make Hulk hogan cry. he was also irresistable to the ladies. he spent his time beating up elephants, who then cried for mercy. they did not recieve it. one day the son told his ftaher that he was going to retire and become gay. the father was outraged, and proceeded to kick the crap out of the son. the father was such a he-man that gayness was disgusting. to him. so he flew to texas and met a crazy chinese man who sold EXTREMELY hot peppers, so hot they would blow a woman's mouth out and a man's tongue. so he bought them all as well as some vodka. he mixed the peppers with the vodka and covered a large wooden spoon the the mixture. he then flew back home with the spoon and went to his son's house. the son was upstairs with

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