Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
2007-02-10 07:24:21 · 11 answers · asked by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: They are easier to keep amused
Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
Q: How does a blonde moon walk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her *** along the floor!
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide and seek champ.
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear.
2007-02-10 07:39:49 · update #1
OMG , that is friking hilarious !!!! LMAO.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I think i peed my self !!!!
HAHAHhahaHAHAhaha!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-10 07:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by PuNk RoCk Girl!!!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then. ... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying..the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong...she said her mother just died..and the manager said oh I'm sorry.. the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello..omg! are you serious!.. and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says...that was my sister...her mom just died too!
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2007-02-10 13:04:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, no; I love spork, the joke is that a solar flashlight can not be used at night.
Q) Did you hear about the blond who was fired from the the quality control job at the 'M & M' factory?
A) She kept rejecting the 'W's.
Q) Do you know why the blond's bellybutton was sore?
A) Her boyfriend was blond too!
2007-02-10 08:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by comicards 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a purple head have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the one hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and commenced swimming. a jiffy the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the purple head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They offered the gold to the brunette, the silver to the purple head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the metallic round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer choose to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their palms"
2016-11-03 02:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. They're great.
i heart spork, there is no answer to the solar flashlight joke. What would be the point in having one? The sun makes it bright enough to see all ready.
2007-02-10 07:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Nick R 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yours were very good. I have some of my own.
There was a blonde who was getting on a plane to New York. She sat in first class. an attendant asked, "Ma'am, can i see your ticket please?" The blonde shows her her ticket. "Ma'am, this is a ticket for coach, you have to move back" the attendant said. the blonde replied, "No. I'm blonde, i'm beautiful, I'm going to New york and I'm not moving!" So the attendant goes up to the co-pilot and says, "We've got a blonde lady in first class with a coach ticket and won't move." The co-pilot goes back and says, "Ma'am, you need to move back into coach. This is first class." the blonde said "No. I'm blonde, i'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and i'm not moving." So the co-pilot goes up to the captain. "We've got this blonde in First Class with a coach ticket and won't move!" the pilot calmly said, "don't worry, my wife is blonde. I know how to handle this." so he goes back and whispers in the blonde's ear. the blonde jumped up, grabbed her stuff and sprinted into coach. The captain goes back up front. "how did you do that?" asked the co-pilot. "easy," said the captain. "I just told her first class wasn't going to New York.
A blonde and a brunette are driving down a road. the brunette, who's driving, is going extremely fast, so she tells her blonde friend, "tell me if you see any cops, k?" So they're driving, "See any cops?" "No" "See any cops?" "No" "See any cops?" "No" "See any cops?" "Yes. there's one right behind us." " are it's light on?" the blond looks in the mirror. "no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes...."
2007-02-10 11:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by dolphinlvr3342 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i get the solar flashlight one, it can't be that much use considering it gets power from the sun and it needs to be used in the dark lol
2007-02-10 09:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-10 07:41:50 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-10 07:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by yuppxthatsxrit3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK what was the answer to the solar flaslight one though?
2007-02-10 07:41:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋