This is my favourite joke.
Q:How did captin hook die?
A:He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!!
You love it or hate it!!
2007-02-10 06:55:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-02-10 06:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Smurf 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's more the Abu Hamza joke, than the Captain Hook joke, but still funny.
2007-02-10 07:01:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess now we can all figure out how Edward Scissor hands will die. Bleeding to death after going for a wee wee.
2007-02-10 07:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by EveretteDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your exagerrating a bit,
its not the funniest,but it is funny.
6/10
2007-02-10 07:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by *Å®åßîåñ P®îñÇꧧ ©* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whilst we're on the subject...
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
Ah, toilet humour - it's the best!!!
2007-02-10 07:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by joliefille 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was as funny as a rusty hook up the ***
2007-02-10 07:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by Zammo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and i thought my jokes were bad!
whats the difference between a giraffe and a crane?
one has high drollicks (if thats how you spell it lol)
2007-02-10 09:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch...I got the point...and so did Captain Hook!
2007-02-10 07:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
not the best in the world but still amusing
2007-02-14 01:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by Quinn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats not really funny
i like blonde jokes
2007-02-10 07:17:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Vball♥luver♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOLLL
here is my fav one:
why did the chickin cross the road?
coz it wanted to get to the other side
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ITS FUNNY COZ ITS STUPID!
2007-02-10 07:10:38 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋