uncle conrad stole my last girlfriend i caught them in bed together he was giving her toungge love which i cannot do because of an axident that injored my toungge. i do not want him to steal this chickk i like but woman like him because he has money and a stage persunna.
i do not likke uncle conrad he is ded to me. help me keep my chickk away from him that horndog yep
2007-02-10 06:49:58 · 8 answers · asked by Timothy 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Tell your girlfriend he has VD.
Tell him you'll bust his jaw if he goes near her.
2007-02-10 06:56:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you keep dating this girl and let Uncle Conrad give her the tongue love while you take care of everything else. Do this for a while so Uncle Conrad thinks you are cool with it..then take him to a bar and get him so drunk he think Rosie O'Donnell is pretty. After that take him to a gay bar for bikers..after you dressed him in assless chaps. Then leave him there. Problem solved.
2007-02-10 14:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by crazylifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tounge accident are you kidding me?
Maybe if you get a little bit smarter and learn to speak proper english, you will be able to keep the interested cause you have some intelligence...but seeing with how you are typing and what not... good luck.
2007-02-10 14:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by TOokieTook 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steel capped boot to the nuts tends to diminsh sex drive for awhile tell uncle conrad you are helping him out with his girl problems!
2007-02-10 14:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try keeping his rooster out of her hen house.
Why introduce your girl to him in the first place Lamo.
2007-02-10 14:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by Johnny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell Him how you feel about that girl ! and make the first move with that girl before it's to late !
2007-02-10 14:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain your uncle to your "chick" and how he is. If she loves you then it will be ok or you could never let your chick meet your uncle.
2007-02-10 14:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by melbow35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't introduce them and get some sex toys!
2007-02-10 14:53:41 · answer #8 · answered by Discreet Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋