A Man went to a nudist camp and he stripped off an walked around for the first time trying to get settled in..
A woman shapely and petite walked by him and he immediately got an errect.ion...She looked at him and said" i know you fancy me because you have given me a sign so come on" and dragged him down by the side of the swimmimg pool and you can guess the rest...
Two hours later as he sat down in the sauna he broke wind just as a hairy man stepped out of the steam. "Ohhh you have given me a sign" said the man "so come here" and he grabbed the man and dragged him to the back of the steam room.you can guess the rest. The man went straight to reception handed in his keys and asked for his clothes back..The receptionist was aghast, "why are you leaving us so soon" she asked. "well" said the man" i am 65 i get an errecti.on once a month but i break wind 15 times a day."..
2007-02-10 06:49:02 · 25 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved it! i almost fell out of my seat!! cute!!
lol. . . .. lol . . . . lol . . .
(still laughing)
lol. . . . . lol
2007-02-10 07:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..lol
2007-02-10 14:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I were there, I get an erection about 20 times a day, and always break wind where no one else can hear me.
2007-02-10 15:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by EveretteDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chris, 12/10!
2007-02-10 17:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Very funny
2007-02-10 15:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by it's me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the feeling chris w but think i fart better than that 10/10
2007-02-10 14:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, but quite rude as well.
2007-02-10 14:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by The Doctor 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before but its still pretty funny hearing it again.
2007-02-10 14:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by AnimeLover4444 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2007-02-10 14:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by jamie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me to well not 65 but i do enjoy a good fart
2007-02-10 14:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by jamie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol ewwwwwwwwwww lol but yet ewwwww.
2007-02-10 14:52:22 · answer #11 · answered by dookiedookiepooo11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋