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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

2007-02-10 06:41:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

NOT !

2007-02-10 06:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by any 4 · 0 5

on a scale of 1-10 i whould give it a 4

2007-02-10 06:48:13 · answer #2 · answered by lolly 2 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-02-10 06:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Predictable but worth a laugh!

2007-02-10 06:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Pixie_Mummy 5 · 0 0

Yes, very funny! Brilliant

2007-02-10 07:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol oh sh*t how do people come up with this funny things, i'll give it 10/10 i still can't stop laughing it really good.

2007-02-10 06:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by Daiman K 1 · 0 0

Very funny... just shows how stupid guys can be in a time of crisis! lol

2007-02-10 07:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by it's me 3 · 0 0

It is true but I think you could have done better,
hope to hear(or read) another joke from you..!!
hope i helped

2007-02-10 07:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by :) 3 · 0 0

Yep, that was so silly, but must be honest I did laugh

2007-02-10 09:59:15 · answer #9 · answered by David 4 · 0 0

Very funny!!

2007-02-13 04:58:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL
8/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.

2007-02-10 09:21:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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