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I went on a date with this guy the other night, and It was Terribbbbbbble!!! First of all he was supposed to pick me up, He calls 45 mins prior 2 the date and said his car ran hot. So I picked him up...When we got to the restaurant He couldn't pronounce anything on the menu ( he sounded ridiculious ). His phone kept ringing and He talked very loud and country!! But the worst part was when he wasted his coffee on my lap!! But he did cover the bill, I guess so because he only order appetizers!! It was THE WORST!! I rushed him home and didn't think twice about seeing him again he's been blowing up my phone ever since.

2007-02-10 06:37:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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I had 3 bad dates that were so bad I couldnt stop laughing to this day telling the story. Date #1 said he was a fireman....small indicators proved to me that he wasnt since I asked him about standard procedures that firefighters, EMTs and paramedics adhere to....couldnt answer that, and then he told me before that he was an extra in the movie Backdraft-when the kicker was that he was in the 6th grade in 1991(that's after I checked his legitimate date of birth-after he said he was 24) when the film came out.He said before he became a "fireman" he was a massage therapist(he plugged into that occupation since I am training to be a massage therapist).....he wasnt that since I checked with the state board of professional regulation and they had no record of this guy having been issued a license and that also went for the fireman thing as well since he wasnt on the national registry as being an EMT/Paramedic. I recently spoke to a girl who was dating him she dropped kicked his behind to the curb for lying. He also didnt want someone to report him for trying to impersonate people with jobs that require a professional license or certification issued by the state or city of residence.

Date #2 was a school teacher and he was a piece of work since he took me to the Olive Garden and when the check came he paid for it in loose change-seriously he pulled out like $35 worth of quarters and everyone who was sitting in the vacinity of where our table was sat there in complete shock that he paid for a meal in loose change. Then to make matters worse he gives me some half dead carnations that he said he kept in the fridge since last week and he gave them to me wrapped up in the plastic grocery bag from the store he bought them from and then proceeded to smoke incessantly at the end of the date and expected me to hug and kiss him when he smelled like an ashtray along with cat vomit-ewww.

Date #3 He was your run of the mill pile of trash he was fat, loud and just plain obnoxious and thought that I was going to want to have sex with him by the second date. He stank too...I kept wondering what was up with the guys I was meeting with the hit and miss personal hygiene. Then this idiot spills half my fries on the floor and then picks them up and puts them in the box and thinks I am going to want to eat them after they have been on the floor-this was McDonalds for god's sake.you never know what hits the floor. He even had the nerve to ask me on a second date when I was like NO WAY and made an excuse that I wasnt going to be available for the rest of the semester I was in school and didnt call him back EVER again. I never thought in a million years I would date the trash from the Waste Management landfill since these guys were your classic run of the mill filthballs who epitimized the hit and miss personal hygiene connection.That alone tells me I could do better than to deal with that kind of bogus nastiness and just general inconsideration for a woman to respect yourself enough to come to a date looking like you give a rat's behind about yourself.

2007-02-10 17:42:07 · answer #1 · answered by nabdullah2001 5 · 1 0

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