A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?"
The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried."
But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.
The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes."
2007-02-10 06:34:06 · 10 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG ROTFLOL THAT IS HILARIOUS.
2007-02-10 06:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-02-10 06:39:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheering up my night nicely!
2007-02-10 06:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke? Shucks, I'll bet it was for real down where I come from. lol. : )
2007-02-10 06:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, yea, heard similar one before
still good
2007-02-10 06:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a pretty good one
2007-02-10 07:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by dylan f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-10 08:58:30 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loved it!
2007-02-10 06:42:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-11 04:26:22 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-10 07:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by Melisa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋