An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!" So they were wed right away.
Months later the baby was born. When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."
2007-02-10 06:33:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
2007-02-10 08:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Report me if you like for being a *****, I officially don't care but Nateena is a bloody liar. 4% of her answers are best answers. Never been given a best answer? Take a long walk off a short cliff you lying rat.
But that was a fairly good joke. Didn't make me laugh but it was original.
2007-02-10 08:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you sould have ended the story with "the moral to this story is.....?" to see what kind of responses you could have got.
Mine would have been "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush"
2007-02-10 06:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by EveretteDavid 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hi a/l thats a good one my first tonite have you more 10/10
2007-02-10 06:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha...
Nothing is perfect in the world.
Toooo intelligent!!
2007-02-13 05:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. Thata very good.
2007-02-12 19:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH
Sick
but R O F L
2007-02-10 06:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2015-02-17 15:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
raoflmao
Serves him right. Just a weeeeeeeeeeeeee bit up his own anus!
2007-02-10 06:38:56 · answer #9 · answered by Willi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-10 09:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s choice......welcome back
10/10
Tink
2007-02-12 08:24:09 · answer #11 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋