Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.
Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
2007-02-10 06:33:11 · 8 answers · asked by John in AZ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was really good, I've never heard it before! How about this?
Three blondes walk into a bar yelling "We did it! We finally finished!" They were jumping up and down, and went up to a guy at the counter.
"Do ya wanna know what we did!" the first blonde asked enthusiastically.
"Um, sure." Said the man
The second blonde replied, "We finished a puzzle in 77 days..."
The third blonde said, "And the box said 2-4 years!!"
Get it! It was a kids puzzle (2-4 years old). But it took 3 blondes 77 days!
2007-02-10 06:41:34 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Peanut♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are the ideal! (an element- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes finding on the orange juice can via fact it reported: "focus..." Blondie became hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-12-17 06:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!
but kinda predictable
2007-02-10 06:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is sooo funny! ilove it. LMAO still.
2007-02-10 06:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by Shelb-N-Ator [[H!ATD]] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-10 07:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by dylan f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it!
2007-02-10 06:40:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny!!!! i laughed
2007-02-10 06:52:21 · answer #7 · answered by a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-10 06:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋