Hey Atheists can I have all of your souls, so I can devour them with a bit of hot sauce. It doesn't seem like your using them much anyway. Have a blessed day, and thanks in advanced.
2007-02-10 06:31:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I already gave mine to my spouse. Maybe you can make a deal with him. Probably NOT, though.
2007-02-10 06:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What an odd question: For any "real" Christian would never be smart enough to think of a way to "harness" souls and/or EAT them; and to increase the matter further:
ATHEISTS HAVE NO SOULS! Souls are the Christian manifestation of the belief in good will and spirit, and since atheists aren't christians, they really don't have a soul.
2007-02-10 14:38:21 · answer #2 · answered by adamizer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you could have an Atheists soul since most of them don't believe they have one.
So no you can't have their souls.
So souls and hot sauce are a good combo eh? I prefer mine in a light wine sauce.
2007-02-10 14:36:31 · answer #3 · answered by Vantado 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Some atheists don't believe in a soul. My soul stays with my body until my body dies. Then I will cross over to be with God. Religion has nothing to do with my soul.
2007-02-10 14:35:47 · answer #4 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Take my soul along with my aura, my kharma, my spirit, my soul-glaze, my mystic energy, pysic quorom, quantic emotional mass, and all the other imaginary things that have somehow been mistaken as real by religious nuts.
2007-02-10 14:43:48 · answer #5 · answered by godlessinaz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bryan, follow along closely now:
It is a human trait to think that everyone believes what we believe. Consequently, you think that atheists actually believe in God and Souls and Heaven and Hell, and all that romantic nonsense.
They don't.
Sorry, they don't. Not at all.
2007-02-10 14:42:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry man, I'm already using their souls to put together a super powered jazz musician. Just order a pizza and tell them God sent you, they'll give you a discount.
Praise me, amen.
2007-02-10 14:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by RH (a.k.a. God) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm a Heathen not an Atheist...but your God ain't getting my soul that's for damn sure. I know how he likes to roast people on the eternal BQQ pit, I can see you take after him.
2007-02-10 14:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What soul? I am assuming you have proof it exists?
Thought not. Carry on believing in your fairy story. Have you read Cinderella yet? That's a good one.
2007-02-10 14:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Damn it! I was gonna ask for their souls, they're worth quite a bit on e-bay these days.
2007-02-10 14:35:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋