Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I
want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
beside her.
"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
2007-02-10 06:27:14 · 14 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAH NICE JOKE.THANKS FOR SHARING.
10/10
2007-02-10 06:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jermaine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-02-10 06:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good! Raised a chuckle!
2007-02-10 06:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
2016-05-25 03:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-02-10 06:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was posted yesterday still funny
2007-02-10 07:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-02-10 07:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by yuppxthatsxrit3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-02-10 06:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by Yehh Mate..X 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny!
2007-02-10 06:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-10 09:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋