harelip asks the barkeep, "would thyou wathch my beer I gotta go take a pith." After about 15 minutes the hairlip comes back and the barkeep notices his hair is all messed up and the guy looks very depressed, so barkeep asks what's wrong. "Well I'm in the Johthn and a guy comths in and pulls out a gun and thez, "Give me a BJ our I'll blow your head off." The barkeep says, "Well what happened?" The harelip says, "Well you didn't hear a gunthoot did ya?"
2007-02-10 06:16:44 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HE HE HE HE.............HA hA hA hA. that was funny very funny!!
2007-02-10 06:19:39 · answer #1 · answered by John in AZ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bang! Bang!
That's what would of happened if the victim was me. :)
2007-02-10 06:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by cripm88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-10 06:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol good one
2007-02-10 06:19:32 · answer #4 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it needs work, why does it matter if he has a hairlip?
2007-02-10 06:20:04 · answer #5 · answered by twysty 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋