A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,
"You have to take a Breathalyzer test." The guy says, "I can't. I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit."
The cop says, "Then I have to give you a blood test." The guy says, "You can't. I'm a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, I'll bleed all over the place."
The cops says, "Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line."
The guy says, "I can't."
The cop says, "Why not?"
The guy says, "Because I'm drunk you idiot... didn't you see the way I was driving!"
2007-02-10 06:12:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-14 01:51:13 · answer #1 · answered by louise h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha 10/10
2016-05-25 02:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by Lauren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.9/10.
2007-02-12 19:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao...Hilarious...10/10
2007-02-10 06:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-12 08:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-10 09:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha... Ha...
Funny people...
2007-02-13 05:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ....excellent !!
2007-02-12 22:18:28 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-11 04:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...... thanks for a laugh........
2007-02-10 08:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋