seen a strange thing today my car was parked outside and i had a petrol leak,this cat came a long and started lapping it up next minute it was running around mental biting things and running around mad next minute bang the cat collapsed and lay motionless it wasnt dead it had just run out of petrol haha
2007-02-10 06:04:03 · 15 answers · asked by DAVID C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was even funnier than your last one - good one
2007-02-10 06:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnily enough a similar thing happened to the mother in law - a lorry crashed into her the other day... it wasn't that he couldn't get around her he just didn't have enough petrol!
2007-02-10 08:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by MiB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was funny! Playground humour but really amusing! Maybe it's the wine I've been drinking though. Hmm...Still laughed!!
2007-02-10 06:34:57 · answer #3 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Petrol leaks can be very dangerous.
2007-02-10 06:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was it a hire car, so you could see over the hedges?
2007-02-10 08:40:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 10/10
2007-02-10 07:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good 1
2007-02-10 06:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
2007-02-10 06:07:41 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this about a budgie once and lighter fluid!
2007-02-10 06:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by tinkypinkles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell for that joke years ago when my dad told it, its still funny now, thanks for reminding me of this joke.
2007-02-10 06:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋